SOI HEALTH LLC
🔥 LAUNCHING EARLY 2027
SILLY NAMES. SERIOUS SUPPORT.

Feel better.
Miss less.

Pocket-sized oral rescue sprays for occasional nausea, bloating, and stress.

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SOI Health Rescue Sprays - Barf, Bloat, Freak Out

Made for the moments you don't want to miss: Dinners out • Vacation • Concerts • Workdays • Road trips • Weddings • Date nights • Theme parks • Workouts • Big presentations • Nights out • Morning plans

A smarter way to feel better

Designed for life’s unexpected moments—not your medicine cabinet.

Traditional Formats

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    Heavy & Chalky

    Giant tablets, sticky gummies that stick to teeth, or thick pink liquids.

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    Needs Water or Chewing

    Inconvenient when stuck in meetings, traffic, or on a flight.

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    Loud & Obvious

    Rattling pill bottles and noisy foil packets draw unwanted attention.

THE BETTER WAY

SOI Health Rescue Sprays

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    Fine-Mist Spray

    Simple, lightweight liquid spray for instant convenience.

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    Zero Water Needed

    No searching for a glass, spoon, or cup—just spray & go.

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    Sleek & Discreet

    Pocket-sized 15ml amber glass fits seamlessly into your purse or pocket.

FAST-ACTING FORMULAS

Targeted rescue when you need it most

Formulated with intentional ingredients. Built to go anywhere.

So I Don't Barf Oral Spray Bottle
OCCASIONAL STOMACH DISCOMFORT & NAUSEA*

So I Don't Barf™

Herbal liquid support for occasional stomach discomfort, stress queasiness, and travel nausea.*

Key Ingredients: Ginger Root & Peppermint Oil
How To Use: 4 sprays directly into mouth before or during discomfort
Best For: Occasional nausea, heavy dining, nervous stomach, and trips
✈️ TSA-Friendly (15ml) 💧 Zero Added Sugar 🧪 25 Uses / Bottle
So I Don't Bloat Oral Spray Bottle
OCCASIONAL GAS & BLOATING*

So I Don't Bloat™

Digestive comfort support for occasional post-meal tightness and bloating.*

Key Ingredients: Ginger & Peppermint Oil
How To Use: 4 sprays directly into mouth before or after discomfort
Best For: Dining out, late dinners, travel meals, and rich foods
✈️ TSA-Friendly (15ml) 💧 Zero Added Sugar 🧪 25 Uses / Bottle
So I Don't Freak Out Oral Spray Bottle
OCCASIONAL STRESS & OVERWHELMING MOMENTS*

So I Don't Freak Out™

Grounding support for unexpected workplace tension, flight jitters, and overwhelming moments*.

Key Ingredients: L-Theanine & Lemon Balm Extract
How To Use: 4 sprays directly into mouth before or during tense moments
Best For: Work presentations, flights, crowded spaces, and bedtime
✈️ TSA-Friendly (15ml) 💧 Zero Added Sugar 🧪 25 Uses / Bottle
THREE SIMPLE STEPS

Support that fits in your pocket

No water to hunt down. No tablets to swallow. Just convenient, pocket-sized support.

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Carry It

Keep your spray in your bag, pocket, desk, or carry-on so you're always prepared.

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Spray It

Whenever discomfort strikes, take 4 quick sprays directly into your mouth. Zero water needed.

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Get Back To Life

Stay present for dinner, meetings, flights, and moments that matter without hitting pause.

REAL RESULTS FROM EARLY TESTERS

Already loved by people who refuse to let the interruptions win.

Gidget B.
★★★★★

A NORMAL MORNING AGAIN

"It helped me keep down my first breakfast in years! You guys have changed my life. Thank you!"

- Gidget B. ✓ Early Tester - So I Don't Barf
Julie G.
★★★★★

NEVER EATING CHALK AGAIN

"I didn't think this would work, but it did! Goodbye chalk, may I never have to eat classroom supplies again."

- Julie G. ✓ Early Tester - So I Don't Bloat
Chris W.
★★★★★

WORKDAY RESCUE

"I was at work feeling kinda sick. Did a quick 4 spray dealio and I'm feeling pretty great honestly."

- Chris W. ✓ Early Tester - So I Don't Barf
Mya W.
★★★★★

BACK TO FUN

"Really saved me during a night out with friends. A few sprays had me back having fun in no time!"

- Mya W. ✓ Early Tester - So I Don't Freak Out
Elle S.
★★★★★

TURNING THE DAY AROUND

"I was worried about the taste, but it didn't taste bad at all. I can finally stop carrying that jug of gummies around!"

- Elle S. ✓ Early Tester - So I Don't Bloat
Emily T.
★★★★★

DINNER WITHOUT DRAMA

"An update this morning from after eating out; I feel light as a feather no bloating at all!! I'm going to need another vial."

- Emily T. ✓ Early Tester - So I Don't Bloat
Mat and Jen - Founders of SOI Health
OUR STORY

"I just wanted her to feel better..."

Jen has dealt with stomach issues for years. Every time we left the house, she’d say, "I need to get my so I don't barf meds." We’d laugh at the silly name, but it wasn’t really a joke.

And like most people who deal with occasional nausea, bloating, or stress, we tried everything. Stuff you had to chew, stuff with strong flavors, and stuff that required tracking down a glass of water.

If you're already not feeling great... why take something that makes it worse?

So after years of frustration, we decided to make something better. Something that doesn’t taste bad. Something that doesn’t make you drowsy. Something that doesn’t make it obvious you’re not feeling well.

If you've ever had to cancel plans, leave early, or quietly think, "not now"... we hope this helps you feel better too.

With love,

Mat & Jen

EXCLUSIVE VIP COHORT - THE FIRST SPRAYERS CLUB

Want access before the official launch?

We’re giving away full-sized bottles to qualified early testers in exchange for honest feedback.

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Join the VIP waitlist

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Fill out the 2-min application link in your welcome email

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GOOD TO KNOW

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about our pocket-sized rescue sprays.

How do oral sprays work compared to pills?

Unlike pills, gummies, or chalky chewables that require water and can be hard to swallow—especially when your stomach already feels off—our oral sprays deliver a precise mist of concentrated herbal extracts directly into your mouth. Just 4 sprays, anytime, anywhere, with no water needed.

What do the sprays taste like?

Everyone’s palate is a little different, but here’s how our early testers describe them! So I Don't Barf™ and So I Don't Bloat™ bring a clean ginger note balanced with natural citrus, while So I Don't Freak Out™ leans into a bright, berry-citrus herbal profile. All zero added sugar, zero synthetic dyes, and no heavy medicinal aftertaste.

Are these safe if I'm pregnant or nursing?

Our formulas use clean, zero added sugar ingredients with zero hidden fillers. However, because everyone's body is unique—especially during pregnancy or nursing—we always recommend showing our formula ingredient list to your healthcare provider first.

How does the First Sprayers Club testing bottle work?

When you join our VIP waitlist, your welcome email will contain an application link for one (1) free testing bottle. If selected for the cohort, your full-sized bottle is 100% free—you just cover shipping.

Have a question before joining?

We’re founder-led and transparent. Reach out directly to Mat at mat@soihealth.com and we’ll get back to you within 24 hours.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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